Adulting Candle – Scented with “I Am F*cking Broke 7.5 oz Coconut Soy Wax

Adulting Candle – Scented with “I Am F*cking Broke”

Because growing up is expensive—and self-care is non-negotiable.

Meet Adulting—the candle that understands your struggle and smells like you’re holding it all together (even when your bank account says otherwise). Scented with “I Am F*cking Broke,” this spa-worthy fragrance features soft floral notes and fresh marine highlights, blending sea salt, green leaves, and freesia over a soothing base of tonka bean, amber, and a whisper of musk.

It’s fresh, calming, and slightly dramatic—just like your 3 a.m. budgeting session. Whether you’re paying bills, dodging responsibilities, or practicing self-care with a side of sarcasm, this candle is the ultimate vibe.

Infused with essential oils like sweet orange peel, lemon, eucalyptus, and clove leaf, this scent brings peace to your space and makes it feel like a high-end aromatherapy retreat… minus the cost.

Product Highlights:

• Scent Profile: Crisp ozonic top notes, sea salt, lush greenery, and freesia, grounded in tonka, amber, and soft musk. Balanced and bougie.

• Wax: Luxe coconut soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn.

• Size: 7.5 oz | Burn time: 40–50 hours.

• Ingredients: Non-toxic, phthalate-free, and infused with premium essential oils.

• Vibe: Calm on the outside, chaotic in the group chat.

Light it up, breathe deep, and pretend everything’s fine.

Because adulting might be hard—but at least it smells amazing.